The Perfect Dinner Table
by Edgar A. Guest
A tablecloth that's slightly soiled
Where greasy little hands have toiled;
The napkins kept in silver rings;
And only ordinary things
From which to eat; a simple fare;
And just the wife and kiddies there;
And while I serve, the clatter glad
Of little girl and little lad
Who have so very much to say
About the happenings of the day.
Our manners may not be the best;
Perhaps our elbows often rest
Upon the table, and at times
That very worst of dinner crimes,
That very shameful act, and rude,
Of speaking ere you've downed your food,
Too frequently, I fear, is done,
So fast the little voices run.
Yet why should table manners stay
Those tongues that have so much to say?
At many a table I have been
Where wealth and luxury were seen,
And I have dined in halls of pride
Where all the guests were dignified;
But when it comes to pleasure rare,
The perfect dinner table's where
No stranger's face is ever known:
The dinner hour we spend alone,
When little girl and little lad
Run riot telling things to Dad.
Blessings to you,